- "Comedy is just tragedy plus time. It's been 3,000 years. We're legally allowed to be hilarious."Day 3,650 of the Trojan War, and everyone is officially over it. The Big Wooden Whoopsie runs the final stretch of a ten-year siege like a job nobody can clock out of: a king polishing his memoirs instead of his sword, a warrior running sponsorship codes instead of battles, and a Trojan gate guard wh...